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Thursday, March 30, 2006

Angie and Maddog


I see Maddox is letting his Mohawk grow out again. What a rebel he is. I betcha Brad starts growing his hair in the same style. Brad is a total copycat and its so annoying. He dyes his hair to match his current girlfriend, he dresses in the same style clothes, he takes up their hobbies. I can tell right away that he would suffocate me with his neediness. I couldn't stand it if he started trying to look like me and dress like me and began to blog like me. I would have to call off the whole thing and date someone else.

Angelina is going to give birth to her Pitt-spawn in Paris. She's been consulting with drs there and is flying her mother in from Beverly Hills to be present at the birth. Angie's mother is terminally ill with cancer and that's very sad. I hope Grandma doesn't expect a wedding to occur or she will be disappointed. Angie doesn't want to get married at all. She's fine with the way things are, its Brad thats anxious to exchange the vows. See what I mean about him being needy?

photo: just jared


8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...
If they don't get married, I give them six months after the baby is born. @ 7:40 AM  
Blogger Jen said...
If they DO get married, I give them three. @ 9:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Or at least until her next picture. @ 11:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I hope Angelina is going for the die-hard natural childbirth experience. I expect nothing less from her. I bet you anything that's the next tidbit they leak to the press. @ 3:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
BRAD GOT A TATTOO!! what will he do next, make out with his brother? wear a vial of billy bob's blood?

so insecure- he needs some time ALONE. @ 11:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anon 3:59, I'm sure she'll claim it was nothing. She'll probably eat the fucking placenta. No wait, she'll make Brad serve it to her while he's wearing a French maid's uniform. @ 6:38 AM  
Anonymous Rockstar said...
i love brangelina, but i think Brad Pitt is having a midlife crisis. lol Angelina seems to have an exciting life and he's just following along like a child. Angelina is a sexy, dangerous, intriguing woman and Brad is a 42 year old man who hasn't done half the things she has. He's sprung! @ 10:52 PM  
Blogger Agent Orange said...
Brad and Angie are finished. @ 5:24 PM  
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