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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

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From that angle Julia looks like Haylie Duff. Is that the vodka talking? No, there's something with the chin that reminds me of the Duffster. Julia is doing the autograph thing after her theater debut.


Nicole Kidman has a receding hairline from the microchip implanted years ago by Tom. I suggest plugs and a box of Feria haircolor.
I'd love nothign more than if she wrote a tell-all novel spilling the beans about how crazy Tom Cruise is. He reportedly bugged her telephones and spied on her during their marriage.



Jennifer Lopez, bad hair day. Where's the crystal ball? For five dollar, she read your palm.





Lindsay Lohan doesn't have to worry about Jared Leto's weight gain any longer. Disgusted with his appearance for a movie, she has moved on to Leonardo DiCaprio and is secretly dating Gisele's ex. Gah! Jared does look pretty bad, doesn't he? I wouldn't be sexually attracted that either.


Holy cow! Tara Reid needs a Baby Bjorn sling for those things!
photos: JJB, gossiprocks


10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Nicole's hairline is the same in this 1997 picture - it's just with that horrible blond color, the finer hairs don't show up against her skin: http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/0245-69t/Events/0245-69t/cruiset2.m%26k?path=pgallery&path_key=Kidman, 20Nicole @ 12:55 PM  
Blogger DesignGal said...
Hmmmm...interesting JLo's BUTT doesn't look so big in those pics. It actually looks SQUISHED. Tara's boobs just look like they have their own personality....NASTY! @ 1:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Yeah, seriously, wheres JLo's big ass here?? Maybe she does use the butt pads...hmmm... @ 2:44 PM  
Blogger Derek said...
Tara Reid is looking good lately. Still cant put aside the fact that she is trash though.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...
I thought that was Jim Carrey with Lindsay until I read the caption. @ 8:12 PM  
Blogger design officer said...
julia roberts looks like jane karjeklnreokurowue, the mom from malcom in the middle. @ 12:24 AM  
Blogger lauritajuanitasanchez said...
Jared looks like Elton John. I'm imagining him singing "Tiny Dancer" to that embarrassed looking dindsey.

Nic needs to see a colorist. That hair is just wrong. Keith seems to have a good one. Maybe he can give her the hook up? @ 10:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Tara looks half-way decent - she may actually be sober, her boobs are contained, and her messed-up lipo job on her abs isn't showing. @ 2:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
"For five dollar, she read your palm." :D Hee-hee!

Just have to add that I think it is so obnoxious when people stick out numerous photos for celebs to sign. They seem so pathetic and while I'm no advocate for celebs, I really feel it's unfair to them. @ 2:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
what is up with J Lo's booty in that photo? Those jeans make her ass look fat and flat! Her ass is usally round and beautiful - blech! Someone should tell the poor thing that she needs to check in the rear view mirror before stepping out - WAIT! She didn't even look in the mirror or else why would she have gone out with that babushka wrapped on her head!! @ 1:10 PM  
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