From that angle Julia looks like Haylie Duff. Is that the vodka talking? No, there's something with the chin that reminds me of the Duffster. Julia is doing the autograph thing after her theater debut.
Nicole Kidman has a receding hairline from the microchip implanted years ago by Tom. I suggest plugs and a box of Feria haircolor.
I'd love nothign more than if she wrote a tell-all novel spilling the beans about how crazy Tom Cruise is. He reportedly bugged her telephones and spied on her during their marriage.
Jennifer Lopez, bad hair day. Where's the crystal ball? For five dollar, she read your palm.
Lindsay Lohan doesn't have to worry about Jared Leto's weight gain any longer. Disgusted with his appearance for a movie, she has moved on to Leonardo DiCaprio and is secretly dating Gisele's ex. Gah! Jared does look pretty bad, doesn't he? I wouldn't be sexually attracted that either.
Holy cow! Tara Reid needs a Baby Bjorn sling for those things!
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