Teri Hatcher don't do the diet thing!

Teri Hatcher is proclaiming she is “addicted to junk food.” I swear she is lying through her capped and bleached teeth. Okay maybe she doesn’t diet per se but you know she gets a coffee enema on the set of Desperate Housewives every morning. And she’s addicted to laxatives!

Teri says she eats whatever she wants like pizza and Hostess snowballs and twinkies and tosses back glass after glass of red wine and doesn't gain an ounce. Bitch! Teri can eat like a pig and still remain as skinny as an Olsen twin. I totally don’t believe her and now am of the opinion that she's on drugs and is a pathological liar too.

After getting her heart broken by that devilish rogue, George Clooney, she is finding love with young Ryan Seacrest. The two recently shared an expensive dinner and spoke of their love of bubble baths and addiction to botox shots. I wonder if she will take Ryan as her date to Nicolette Sheridan's wedding to Michael Bolton. Remember when Michael had that long stringy mullet? I wish he would grow it back, that hairstyle never fails to make me guffaw and giggle.

I bet you ten bucks Teri and Ryan go on a date to the plastic surgeons office and get matching collagen injections. Is there a special discount on two-for-one anal bleaching ?

posted by Cindy @ 10:21 PM