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Friday, April 14, 2006

Before they were famous: Sarah Jessica Parker




It's hard to tell if Sarah J had a nose job or not based on these photos. The folks over at Awful Plastic Surgery seem to think so. She defintely had some work done on her teeth. You would never guess from these pictures that she would grow up to be a famous actress!


26 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...
She was already in the cast of "Annie" on Broadway when she was like 11 years old, so she was already famous when those photos were taken. @ 11:12 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...
she is cute. i can't help but like her strictly because of girls just wanna have fun! @ 12:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
argghhh why does the media always say she is such a unique beauty? she's a horse faced ugly twat who can't act and really needs to disappear off our screens forever. i feel like topping myself whenever i see her ugly head @ 7:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Ugly then, yes she had a nose job, ugly now.

And that "I just can't gain weight" nonsense she spouts from time to time? It is utter bullshit and an insult to every other woman on earth. We're supposed to believe that her body works differently than every other female body? Tell it to Gwynyth Pyltryw, 'cause no one else is buying it. @ 12:47 PM  
Blogger Tracey said...
Her nose looked better before she had surgery, if she had it. @ 9:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
it sure does look like she had a nose surgery and she does need to get off of our screeens FOREVER and pleaseee girl get your mask off because its not halloween anymore also get your fake perfume and used and smelly clothing and GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BITCH !!!! @ 7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
How funny reading all the nasty comments people are leaving about SJP, these people are clearly the kids that were bullied at school for being too fat or ugly so take it out on succesful people in the showbiz industry, complaining saying "i dont know why everyone things shes so pretty, shes ugly" and "why doesn't she put on weight, that story that its hard for her too put on weight is bullshit" well did you losers ever consider shes got better things to do than lie! There are real dissorders where people cant put on weight and at the opposite end where people are large and cant lose the weight i bet whoever whinges that she chooses to be so thin doesn't point out Jordans son Harvey and say what a fattie! Why? because they know he has a disorder and he cant choose to be any other way well maybe she doesn't choose to be that thin! Now come on girls get a fucking grip, are your lives really that pathetic that you waste your time slagging off celebrities you will never meet? I hope not for your sakes because i know i got better things to do with my time and the only reason i wrote this comment is so future readers dont waste there time thinking of nasty things to say about this person, just think of all the time you waste slagging people off add that time up and just think thats a part of your life you are never going to get back its gone forever, and we only get one chance at this life so put your limited time to better use and do something constructive! @ 9:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I think people complain about SJP's being presented as an icon of attractiveness because she is genuinely unattractive, physically. I mean...she really is unpreety...she's just not "hot" in any sense. Kudos for her for scratching out a successful career, but at the end of the day, SJP in "model" ads is the biggest case of the Emperor's New Clothes since Drew Barrymore. @ 9:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I think some of you people, those of you who left nasty comments, are really mean... Can't you stop being so negative about her? I mean, she's successful, she's being herself and she's living her life the way she wants to! Can't you respect her for that? Not everyone has to fit into the 'criteria' YOU set for yourselves! Well I think she's successful and pretty. So stop wasting your time leaving nasty comments and stop being so unbelievably pathetic! @ 12:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Is this woman simple? Harvey does not have a weight disorder, he simply has 'weight' because his lazy arse self serving mother feeds him crap. You simply cannot break the laws of physics. If you sit around being patronized by Peter Andre (I know it sounds unlikely but Peter can just about muster the IQ to get one over on five year old child) all day and no one feeds you properly, you get fat @ 2:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I only have 2 words for SJP....BIG NOSE!!!!!!! @ 4:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
ithink that its great that she doesnt have a perfect face, the nose defines her and its nice to knwo taht there are some talented pretty famous women who arent perfect. she is a role model and even though she is impossibley skinny i am so glad that she is an actress. and as for the nose job...tsk tsk if she did she doesnt really need to and it just says to women out there that they need plastic surgery too, she has the power to be a great role mdel and if she got plastic surgery well that just lowers my opinion of her. i have a big nose and i say power to the noses. @ 12:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I just wanna comment on the woman who thinks SJP doesn't need a nose job and that she is glad she doesn't have a perfect face, I am a male and I personally think women with big noses are attractive. I think SJP is beautiful and her nose really does define her face.....thats what's attractive about her. I don't think she got a nose job but I can't tell, I gotta see some nose pics from back then til now....a lot of people think I'm weird because of this but who cares?....I too say power to the noses!! @ 3:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
UGLY UGLY UGLY @ 10:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Jessica Parker is horribly ugly. I really wouldn't care but the one-minded entertainment business says she is pretty, not so. She is connected and that is all. Sex in the City was a stupid show. Signed, female in the city.
PS. The Maxim Ugly list hit is right on the spot. I really with Morrana would go away. @ 1:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Yeah...she's not the most attractive but she is famous...and loaded...and well known...and yes to a point she is sexy I suppose. So why, would one ask, the hell did she make it in an industry that portrays good looks over almost everything else? I mean, you have seen her acting right? Sure hard work and dedication are part of it I suppose but there are many out there who work their asses off but only a select few get promoted and advance up. Answer is so simple....this little homely girl got her career advanced for the sole reason because she is not Christian, not Muslim, not Jehovah, not Hindu, not Buddhist...but because she is Jewish. A homely Jewish girl in a Jewish run and controlled media. Big surprise. So stop commenting about her less than average looks...that's what god gave her....oh and the many millennia of inbreeding. @ 6:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
C'mon, she is plug-ugly. All the talk about her nose is just a case of misdirection. The problem is her pendulous shovel-shaped jaw. I mean, honestly, she could crack walnuts with a jaw like that, is's scary. And worst of all it's festooned with a hideous mole, probably has a glistening black hair growing out of it. She can get a nose job, maybe even get the mole removed but her massive mandibles couldn't be fixed with anything less than a jackhammer. @ 3:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Remember: There are a lot of freaky, gay men in powerful positions in the entertainment industry. They like women with bodies like sickly boys, and women with faces that women impersonators have no problem copying. Look at Uma Thurman. @ 11:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
It's not that she's ugly..I think what ppl are most annoyed with is that people claim that she's beautiful and almost see her as a sex symbol. The fact is that physically she is completely average, nothing special, and women that are much more stunning but too "exotic" for mainstream are pushed aside because of the more popular "dumb blonde" look. There's a BIG DIFFERENCE between fixing yourself up well (which she seems to be having trouble with lately as a matter of fact) and and being stunningly beautiful. @ 7:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I thought she was ugly way before she was famous. Every time I see that ugly mug I have to change the channel to keep my eyes from burning. How can everyone keep saying she's gorgeous!! That is the most annoying thing. Everyone in the media is afraid to stand up and say the truth. Let's face it people "The Emperor Has No Clothes!!!" @ 2:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
They say she screwed JFK Jr. Either he had to be drunk or on drugs to screw this ugly Jewess.Hey Sarah get rid of those warts on your mug! @ 6:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I don't have much reaction to Sarah Jessica Parker one way or the other. I think she's a little bit shallow and confused about her own values, but so are billions of other people. She's better looking than the vast majority of women her age, but she's not my type. I think she'd look even better if she allowed herself look more Jewish instead of going for the blonde bombshell look, which doesn't really work for a women her age or a woman with her features. But there's no need to be obsessed about it, and as far as I'm concerned, she can do as she pleases. I wish her well. @ 11:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
i only have words for sjp, ugly dog faced cunt, yeah yeah that is 4 words and I did say 2, but she deserved 2 extra because i dont think there are 2 words on earth capable of discribing how unsociably ugly this woman is. @ 4:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I like that someone who may not fit into people's smallminded view of beauty had managed to make a name for herself. Besides, I think people like Britney Spears prove you don't have to have talent to make it in the industry so more power to SJP for not letting unconventional looks stand in the way of her talent and her dreams. @ 9:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
If I was that rich, I would not mind being that UGLY. Yes, she's real hard on the eyes and an OK actress for her shallow parts. @ 12:07 AM  
Anonymous jude said...
She is not pretty, she has never been pretty, she is in fact very "Yenta-looking," not attractive. She got where she is because of her Jewish connections. Pushy. Pushy. Pushy. @ 7:53 AM  
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