THE END -----for now-----I've decided to take a break from this gossip blog for a while. I'm busy with other things in my life and cannot give you the juicy celebrity news you want. The news you deserve.
I'm working on my novel, doing some volunteer work, taking care of two kids, two dogs...getting manicures and spa treatments, going to movie premieres and hanging out with A-listers. Plus I'm kind of running out of ways to say Paris Hilton's coochie is stretched out like the Grand Canyon and that Tom Cruise has brainwashed Katie Holmes and Scientology should be catalogued between Science Fiction, Alien Studies and comic books. Angelina is in Africa and who cares about Jennifer Aniston, I mean who really gives a shit? Oh, and how many times can Tara Reid beg to be taken seriously while doing shots off the belly of a male stripper?
I tried to end the blog several months ago- remember?- but I was flooded with emails that poured in like a river of vodka in the world's biggest martini glass. I kept doing it- early in the morning and late at night leaving not too much time for other stuff like shopping and getting my legs waxed. And tanning. Oh right, and sleeping.
Overwhelmed with all that is going on right now, I must take a break and not put pressure on myself to spend time scouring the news for information about famous people when I should be paying attention to other things, like uh...my kids. They really do need to eat one meal a day at least.
I'll still be doing the writers blog focusing on books, reviews and interviews trying to infuse the site with humor and fun stuff. My passion is writing and reading and promoting authors and surrounding myself with fun, creative people that inspire my imagination.
Oh all right. The truth is, I'm going to the Scientology Compound out in the desert region of Hemet California and you may never hear from me again!
PS. If you have something unkind to say and feel compelled to post a nasty comment, please refrain from doing so because it won't do you any good. Go take a Xanax and read Dlisted, PopBytes or Tabloid Whore which are awesome blogs. Cheers!