I have to be honest with you. I probably couldn’t live with Madonna. Sure, I'd like to play dress up in her closet and take a vacation at her estate in England where I would absolutely feed chickens in my Versace sheath. I would also ride a horse naked because it sounds like fun. Well, with a saddle, obviously!

But I simply couldn’t be around Madge for too long. For one, I'm fond of my New Jersey accent and don’t want to start talking like Queen Elizabeth. For another thing, Madonna is really demanding and kind of mean. And Madonna’s loose lipped father in law agrees with me by saying, "It's the children that will keep the them (she and Guy) together. The children are everything to them. LA seems to have helped them. It's easier out there because there is less pressure. They seem to have left the bumps they were having over here behind them.”

See? They had bumps! I bet they were close to divorce. They were on the verge of breaking up I know just know it. But for the sake of her French speaking children who talk about her in a language she doesnt understand right in front of her face, she plugs along and keeps on truckin'.

Don't you just love that expression? It's so rednecky!