Nice pillow, goosedown?
Katie, can you hear me? Her dead eyes smack of interplanetary shenanigns.
That pillow is huge! Must be California king sized!
There are many conspiracies about Katie these days. I thought she had gone into hiding to have that baby like two weeks ago. I bet she did. She is totally post- partum and shopping for shoes to quell her depression because you know she isnt getting any pills! Im certain Tom will announce the brith of their twelve pound baby on May 3 when his movie opens.
The other theory is that Katie has not yet given birth. She looks enormous. If that's not a pillow then it's a Thanksgiving Day turkey under that dress.
You know that kid is not going to look a thing like Tom Cruise, favoring instead the biological father who is Tom's "special friend" and head of the Church of Science Fiction.