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Friday, April 14, 2006

Nice pillow, goosedown?

That frappacino better be decaf!

Katie, can you hear me? Her dead eyes smack of interplanetary shenanigns.

That pillow is huge! Must be California king sized!

There are many conspiracies about Katie these days. I thought she had gone into hiding to have that baby like two weeks ago. I bet she did. She is totally post- partum and shopping for shoes to quell her depression because you know she isnt getting any pills! Im certain Tom will announce the brith of their twelve pound baby on May 3 when his movie opens.

The other theory is that Katie has not yet given birth. She looks enormous. If that's not a pillow then it's a Thanksgiving Day turkey under that dress.

You know that kid is not going to look a thing like Tom Cruise, favoring instead the biological father who is Tom's "special friend" and head of the Church of Science Fiction.


Blogger Lisa said...
Is it just me or does this whole thing get weirder every single day? @ 10:58 PM  
Blogger Ffleur said...
If babe is fathered by DM, Tom's friend and head of CO$, then the child is doomed to be very short. DM is even shorter than Tom. @ 12:44 AM  
Blogger Chic Mommy said...
whoever believes there's a real baby in there hasn't been pregnant. Total sham! And what pregnant lady shops for knee-high boots in her (supposed) ninth month??? I couldn't even see my feet let alone bend over to zip boots! It would be more plausible if she was shopping for nursing bras.

Of course the birth will be silent, she's giving birth to a pillow! @ 1:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Did anyone watch Tom with Diane Sawyer tonight? Even my husband said, it felt like he was 'trying' to act the part of normal. Oye. Poor Kate. I hope her parents rush the house and get her and the baby out of there.

Ann @ 2:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
why is she wearing an apron??? @ 6:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
"Church of Science Fiction" - PERFECT!! @ 8:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
why is she shopping for shoes? I thought pregnant women's feet swelled. Any shoes that she buys that fit her now won't fit after she's had the kid. @ 10:12 AM  
Blogger prunella jones said...
Katie needs some pitocin in that frap. Her whole pregnancy has made me consider getting my tubes tied. @ 11:04 AM  
Blogger Distressed Jeans said...
exactly 10:12, thats what I was thinking! At the end of my pregnancies I was wearing flip flops and slippers and my shoe size went up! @ 12:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
First thing I thought was that I wouldn't have been shopping for boots if they were giving them away, in my last month. That's why I think there's a pillow in there. @ 12:11 PM  
Anonymous Team Aniston said...
I am totally thinking she has had the baby and this is all a ploy.. She is a vacant soul, she was once so cute, Both Tom and Katies careers are over... the only publicity they will get is when Star Magazine has the inside scoop on the divorce/child custody papers. @ 8:25 PM  
Blogger Cate said...
Fraps don't come in decaf. I tried to get one when I was pregnant last time. They are premixed, so there isn't much room for customization. @ 11:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Tom's special fiend, no?? @ 7:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Her breasts don't look very big either-that's one thing that's suspicious about the whole pregnancy thing. She does look as though she's gained a little weight. I bet she won't give birth till MI3 premieres. @ 9:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I feel so sorry for her. She looks so tired and alone. She needs to have the pillow and get the eff away from CrazyCruise. @ 2:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Speaking of shenanigns, what in the world is she wearing?!?!? @ 1:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
She's wearing some kind of prairie dress with an apron attached. Is this what they wear on the scientology compound? @ 5:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
katie is lost in space.....gone in 60 seconds. @ 9:46 PM  
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Blogger daun1919 said...
How do you it is a pillow? And maybe she does not shopping the boots for herself....maybe for her friend birthday present....:)

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