Violet Affleck rushed to hospital

Jennifer Garner is nervous about giving birth on screen in the television show, Alias. She expresses her fears saying, “I think it is going to be an incredibly embarrassing day…I can't even imagine being in front of my crew. ..I still get embarrassed any time I have to not have my clothes on around them, because those are my guys. They are all like brothers or father figures, so it will be a rough day for me."

The director should make her have a nice, neat c-section where there is no pushing, grunting or groaning involved. Or else make her a Scientologist who sucks on a pacifier while the baby quietly slides out!


Jen has nothing to be embarrassed about. All she needs to do is think back to the time when J. Lo pooped on Ben Affleck (remember this story!) and then she’ll know the meaning of the word embarrassing!

In other Affleck Family News, baby Violet was taken to the hospital because she couldn’t breathe! Drs. took good care of her and now all is fine. They tested 4 month old Violet for asthma and allergies and calmed her down. Nothing worse than a trip to the ER with an infant!
I hope she's okay! Jen and I are tight, I'll probably bring over some Del Taco or an equally gourmet meal to help out.


But back to J. Lo. Maybe there's more gross J. Lo stories out there. I know why she doesn’t want that book to be published by her ex-husband….kind of makes you think that Jennifer Lopez has more secrets she doesn’t want shared! Like weak bowels.

posted by Cindy @ 1:07 AM