Angie and Maddog
 I'm going to take a page from Angie's book and wear nothing but black, all the time. No other color shall enter my wardrobe. Maddox and his mom sure do spend a lot of time together but I have to admit I'm a little concerned that I haven't seen Zahara lately. Why isn't she being squired around? Because Maddox is the king! There shall be no other before him. What's going to happen when the new baby arrives? Im worried. At least Angie stopped carrying him. I bet he didnt know his legs even worked until three months ago. Recently Maddox wanted a tattoo and Angelina was happy to take him for a real one but Brad put his foot down. He didn't think a real tat was a good idea for kid, even if it was a symbol of love and peace. Brad exercised his parental authority and allowed a single henna tattoo for Maddox Jolie-Pitt. I bet Angie is the coolest parent on the planet. I hear Maddox has his very own motorcycle and a castle with a full staff available twenty-four/seven.
Britney!
 Here is a Britney sighting as she leaves a mother-baby dance studio in Malibu. Wash that hair, girlfriend. On my bad hair days or days when I'm simply too overcome with press junkets to wash my hair, I wear a hat. I'm so tired of Britney! It's Kevin's turn to shine now. Yeah, right! I hope he turns to me for help writing his songs. I have some awesome lyrics to share. For some people its hard to rhyme "gravy train" and "freeloader" but I can do it. 
Brit's dress is hideous with a capital H. I can see her buttage and she isn't wearing underpants, I can tell. She bought the dress at the Hustler store along with a dog collar and a nipple chain. Apparently she and Kevin have a little people fetish, so kinky! They like the vertically challenged peeps. She arranged to have them carry out Kevin's cake at his birthday party.
Snatchcrest!
  It's true love! Ryan Seacrest is admitting to dating Teri Hatcher. Ryan went on Jay Leno, which is on past my bedtime because I need my beauty sleep, and confirmed to Jay that he’s with Teri. Nice back-pedaling Ryan, we all saw the photos of the two of you kissing. Or else you were checking the reflection of yourself in her eyes so you could fix your hair. I totally maintain my status as thinking the relationship is a publicity stunt. I doubt Ryan would date a woman who doesn’t go tanning every week and willingly sports crowsfeet. I do think dating Ryan would be a lot of fun because he would be just like a chatty girlfriend who enjoys spa days, manicures and colonics. I wonder if he leaves self-tanner streaks on the sheets? Says Ryan about Teri, "She's fantastic, she's great. I think she's a beautiful woman, she's a great dresser. We can share jeans, it's perfect." That’s because Ryan is a rigorous dieter and Teri is anorexic. Its perfect, they can shop at Gap Kids together for their clothes.
Whatever!
 I know very little about Kimora Lee Simmons and what I know about her could fit in my back pocket. She makes hoochie wear and whore shoes and plays up being a diva who lives in furs and diamonds. I've seen her acid-washed, spandex blended jeans on the clearance rack at TJ Maxx. Not too long ago, Kimora got arrested in Saddle River NJ for drunk driving and I am aware of this because my hometown is only miles away. Just think I could have been hit by that crazy bitch driving through the streets of Bergen County. I peg her as a hit- and- runner. She and "hip hop mogul" Russell Simmons are getting a divorce like every other couple these days. Divorce is the new black. It's very hip and anyone can do it. Fraud is really hot and a little more unusual then the old, irreconcilable differences bullshit most couples claim. They should write fraud or mental distress on their court forms which will naturally leak out onto the internet soon enough. Like I care! I don't. I bet Kimora screeches like a cat in heat when she's mad. I have a hunch that she is a hardcore bitch like Naomi Campbell. I can see that about her. Its not a stretch to imagine Kimora clocking Russell in the head with a cell phone, maybe a stiletto. image via smokinggun.com
 Yes I like my fish raw and my beer strong. I drink while pregnant because the beer is good for my son. You Americans are so uptight! That's why I live most of the time in London. British people are so open minded and elegant. Flax needs his strength and a beer a day provides him with nutrients that my strict macrobiotic diet may not provide. Try eating nothing but hummus and bean sprouts all the time. You will begin to crave sushi. Apple's first word was sashimi. She can translate 'Sushi' into six languages and can prepare a tuna roll in under four minutes. Americans are so common! So average. Pedestrian. I love the people of England. They dont bat an eye when I drink my beer while Im pregnant. And I eat raw quail and duck when Im in the UK. Americans are so typical. I also love wine!Update: click here for the full scoop"~ "After yesterday’s item that pregnant Gwyneth Paltrow was spotted downing Guinness with dinner on Tuesday, a reader tells me: “I sat next to her and Chris Martin at Lupa on Thompson Street [Wednesday] night; she had two or three glasses of wine in the time that I was there, and I left when they were partway through the main course.” ~ "
Remember her?
 Christy Turlington is a celebrity who has been flying so low under the radar that most people didn't even know she had a baby recently! Yup. Unlike Naomi Campbell who has a serious anger management problem, or Kate Moss who enjoys her coke cut with diamond dust and pixie sticks, Christy popped out her second child with actor-director-writer Ed Burns. She named her son Finn. She was THE most gorgeous woman back in the day. I wouldn't mind waking up in the morning and looking exactly like her!
Crack den mother
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going...
 gone! Ummm...does this mean that Whitney isn't going to be appearing on the next season of Being Bobby Brown? Because you know, she really was the most entertaining aspect of that show. What do you mean it wasn't a comedy? Did you know that Whit wears false teeth? Imagine Bobbi Kristina's horror when mom came to school without the teeth in. True story.
American Idol news
 Take me to your leader!  I knew there was something off about Katharine McPhee. She has the souless eyes of a transgalaxy space traveler. American Idol Katharine McPhee is a secret Scientologist and I agree, that's nothing to be proud of. If you enjoy a good emeter reading, then you will be happy to know that she has completed her “Purification Rundown Procedure" and "Overcoming Ups and Downs In Life Course.” If think that a Purification Rundown sounds like a hell of a good time, I should tell you it consists of drinking cooking oil (Wesson?) and consuming heavy doses of Niacin while sitting in a sauna for hours. True. This breaks own the “biochemical barrier to spiritual gain.” You know what has the same effect minus the stomach ache and zits you get from the oil consumption? Several vodka tonics followed by three mugs of beer. For maximum results, follow through with a Xanax and a long nap. In other American Idol news, we can now watch Paula slur her speech and wear horrible jewelry and makeup for another three years! Yeah! We can all document her downward spiral into full blown dementia and make notes of her blatant flirtations with the male contestants. Did you see her undress Ace with her half opened eyes? Hasn’t anyone pointed out that she’s old enough to be his grandmother? That show is just a collection of misfits and sexual tension! I love it.
KAPUT
 Of couse the marriage didn’t last, Matt’s gay! Years ago I read that Matt Leblanc was harboring a secret… he liked men. Supposedly he and Melissa McKnight lived in separate areas of his mansion and maintained their own lifestyles. I guess you could say she was Katie Holmes to his Tom Cruise. I mean, without the aliens and brainwashing and anal meters and stuff. Nothing freaky, just straightforward bearding. Well, the gig is over. Matt and Melissa have filed for ((((YAWN))))) Irreconcilable differences. What else would they file, fraud? This whole divorce thing is so played out. Let's not be too surprised when all the other actors come forward divorcing their spouses. It's such a Hollywood trend! Divorce is hot! Blah blah blah- they want their privacy respected and all that. Who really cares? He’s going to be seen with a new chick next week. I don’t want to make fun of Matt too much because his daughter Marina suffers from a rare brain disorder and that's sad. But Matt and Clay Aiken would make a darling couple, wouldn’t they? Uncle Clay has a lovely ring to it.
Cold fish, warm heart
 Nicolette Sheridan may play a sexy maneater on Desperate Housewives but in real life she’s about as hot as a cold fish left on the counter and growing mold. According to her ex-fiancee, Nicklas Soderblom, shes not a wild animal that needs to be tamed in the bedroom. I recall Dennis Rodman saying the same thing about Madonna. Hey, just because a gal can put her legs behind her head doesn’t necessarily translate into Olympic caliber sexual gymnastics. Michael Bolton doesn’t seem to mind Nicolette's Emmy award winning imitation of a corpse. Or else his sex drive disappeared when he cut his frizzy mullet. Perhaps the relationship is more of a spiritual connection. I wonder if he sings cheesey love songs to her when the two are alone. I bet he does. He's a crooner. And a giver. “I guess she's sexy on screen, but definitely not in a real-life relationship," Nicklas confided to the London Mirror. He goes on to personify the notion of sour grapes by saying, "I feel sorry for Michael because I think he really loves her. But I know there's no way in hell a relationship is going to work with Nicolette." I bet Nicklas has a really small penis and doesn't want Nicolette to spread the word around Hollywood.
Tom to buy Neverland
  beep beep It's crazy and thats what makes the celeb gossip bullshit so much fun. As if things could get even weirder with Tom Cruise, he is now rumored to be buying Michael Jackson's fairytale getaway spread, Neverland Ranch.
Tom plans on buying the place and turning it into some kind of Scientology compound. You probably need a special ticket and a secret hand signal to get in the doors. There will be the E-meter Bumper cars and the Engram ferris wheel along with the popular crowd pleaser, Thetan Jamboree. Who can resist the Anal Audit monorail? No really, you simply must try it if you can get past the security guards. I think I'll pass on the Dyanetic magic motion machine. What makes this insane crap even more delicious is the fact that Michael Jackson always thought he had a special connection with other worldly beings. He sure does. An alien is about to buy his place!
Sharon in Playboy?
Where's the red paint? I hope that's faux fur! Sharon Stone is considering a spread in Playboy magazine. Isn't she about two decades late on that? Hugh Hefner will have to hire an airbrush artist to work overtime on her mug. She's a good looking woman, sure, but is appearing a bit rough around the edges. Sharon is doing a press junket for Basic Instinct 2 and every time she opens her mouth something stupid comes tumbling out. She talks about how Hillary Clinton is too sexy for office and then encourages teens to have more oral sex. She suddenly got very popular with the PG- 13 set.
Liz & Tom...
  Liz Hurley is forever sullied and dirty from the meaty paws of Tom Sizemore, drug addict and perhaps, pathalogical liar. There's no way this can be true but Tom is anxious to tell anyone who will listen that he had an affair with Elizabeth Hurly while she was still with Hugh Grant! These Hollywood people are simply smoking too much crack or something. TOM SIZEMORE? He isn't shy about discussing Liz's long silky legs or perfect breasts. That Tom, such a giver. I need to give my head a mental scrub to get the image of Tom out of my brain. Gross. I bet he smells like patchouli and garlic and is a messy kisser. He's probably wasn't even sober when they had sex. He's so nasty! And he's got Paris Hilton cooties. And those dont come off without a bleach bath. I wonder who else he slept with? I bet he did it with Tara Reid.
Angie and Maddog
 I see Maddox is letting his Mohawk grow out again. What a rebel he is. I betcha Brad starts growing his hair in the same style. Brad is a total copycat and its so annoying. He dyes his hair to match his current girlfriend, he dresses in the same style clothes, he takes up their hobbies. I can tell right away that he would suffocate me with his neediness. I couldn't stand it if he started trying to look like me and dress like me and began to blog like me. I would have to call off the whole thing and date someone else. Angelina is going to give birth to her Pitt-spawn in Paris. She's been consulting with drs there and is flying her mother in from Beverly Hills to be present at the birth. Angie's mother is terminally ill with cancer and that's very sad. I hope Grandma doesn't expect a wedding to occur or she will be disappointed. Angie doesn't want to get married at all. She's fine with the way things are, its Brad thats anxious to exchange the vows. See what I mean about him being needy? photo: just jared
Wha? huh?
Huh? Jessica Simpson seriously needs to get her shit together. She's expected to make an announcement about adopting a baby soon. What? I know! She couldn't even take care of her dog Daisy and now she thinks she can handle an infant? Oh right. She will hire a nanny of course and that nanny's name will be Cacee Cobb. Sure... Meanwhile Nick is upset because he wanted to have a baby with Jessica and now she's going ahead and buying one,- I mean- adopting one. She'll probably have the kid around for photo ops then tuck it back into her LV bag or something.
Teri and Ryan?
 I knew these two were dating but I didn't believe it. Now there are photos offering proof. But I still don't believe it. Ryan would never date a gal who didn't get botox shots on a weekly basis. And Teri is as wrinkled as a pair of used pantyhose. I'm betting my next manicure that these two are together for publicity.
Random
 From that angle Julia looks like Haylie Duff. Is that the vodka talking? No, there's something with the chin that reminds me of the Duffster. Julia is doing the autograph thing after her theater debut. Nicole Kidman has a receding hairline from the microchip implanted years ago by Tom. I suggest plugs and a box of Feria haircolor. I'd love nothign more than if she wrote a tell-all novel spilling the beans about how crazy Tom Cruise is. He reportedly bugged her telephones and spied on her during their marriage. Jennifer Lopez, bad hair day. Where's the crystal ball? For five dollar, she read your palm.  Lindsay Lohan doesn't have to worry about Jared Leto's weight gain any longer. Disgusted with his appearance for a movie, she has moved on to Leonardo DiCaprio and is secretly dating Gisele's ex. Gah! Jared does look pretty bad, doesn't he? I wouldn't be sexually attracted that either.  Holy cow! Tara Reid needs a Baby Bjorn sling for those things! photos: JJB, gossiprocks
Appletini
 nice bottle, kid!  WHAT? The headlines sum it up: Poor Apple! And why doesnt Gwyneth tell her nanny that those plastic clips are like, so 1987! By the way, Gwyn is NOT naming her son Mortimer. She got the memo I sent and agreed its not a name suitable for an infant. Instead, she's going with the more contemporary moniker of Flax. Flax Bruce Paltrow Martin. photos:JJB
Baby Hubbard Mapother Cruise
 FREAKY!
 Dr. Strangelove
Shhh…Katie is about to push out that two headed alien and we must be very, very quiet! Because she made the grave mistake of selling her soul to the devil- Tom Cruise, whatever, she must reap what she has sewn and not make a peep during the birth. Tom will be there to (silently) witness the baby entering into the world sans emeter, along with a few other Scientologists- perhaps Jenna Elfman and Leah Remini and of course Katie’s handler, Jessica. But Katie’s mother is not allowed in the room! Get back evil woman!
Katie will not be allowed to hold baby L. Ron for fear she will coddle the extraterrestrial. Xenu forbid the baby gets sick, Katie isn’t allowed to treat him with “conventional medicine”. No Pedia-care or Tylenol for him! That baby must suffer because the world is a cruel place filled with anti-alien doctors.
And as the baby grows up in the world of non-intergalatic travelers, Katie is worried about how Tom is going to rear the child. According to Star magazine, "Katie has seen the way Tom's raising his own kids, … she's nervous about what that way of life will mean for her child."
Adding even more pressure to trying to quietly squeeze a pillow through the fictitious birth canal, the freaky leaders at the Scientology center see this kid as a second coming. The spirit of L. Ron Hubbard lives on. Thank goodness someone had the foresight to freeze a few tubes of his sperm. What? You knew Tom was shooting blanks right? There’s no way that kid could be his, even if it comes sliding out in knee socks, white underpants and sunglasses.
TEAM ANISTON
 Mischa Barton loves Jennifer Aniston with her whole heart and enjoys watching Friends reruns everyday and wall papering her bedroom with Jen photos. She reads about of Jennifer in the news and Mischa feels like JA is such a big inspiration, what with how she handled herself during this difficult year! Jen is a regular Mother Theresa minus the robe and sandals. Saint Jen is what I'm calling her now. But don’t let Mischa say that she looks up to Jen like some kind of authority figure . Jennifer is old enough to be Mischa’s mother and she doesn't need to feel any older than she already is, for Petes sake! Since Mischa is such a huge TEAM ANISTON supporter, Jen has agreed to have lunch with Mischa. Photo opportunity at The Ivy! First I suggest Jen wax the hair from her temples. Look at it. Her hairline begins where her eyebrows are. That’s just odd. Is she taking a testosterone supplement? I wonder if she bleaches her upper lip? Maybe she has a penis!
Save Britney!
 Britney used to have money in her account to pay someone to shop for her. But now, since Kevin has piddled away her hard earned cash, she is forced to travel all the way to her local grocery store and buy things herself. When is Kevin going to start earning some money to support his wife and children? Probably never. A position at Pizza Hut would perfect as he has previous experience with home delivery. Maybe Blockbuster video has an opening? The life of a pop star is paved with broken glass and shards of beer cans, its true. Britney is so poor that she can't even pay her bodyguards. In fact, they are suing her ass because of long hours and no overtime pay. Hey, she's broke! Read the details right here.
Getting Wiggy wit it
 There are troubles on the set of Dreamgirls! Beyonce Knowles is having difficulties with her fake hair and its holding up production. Why didn’t she simply choose a Dolly Parton wig? Beyonce's wig problems are “driving up production costs and delaying filming”. I hate it when that happens. I love my Star Jones wig, I never have issues. Probably because its made with 100% virgin donkey hair, the integrity of the hair strands is excellent. I simply crazy glue it onto the back of my neck and all is right with the world. Hey, it works for Cher so its good enough for DistressedJeans. On the set, Beyonce's fingernail got caught in a wig and it ripped it apart. Another time some wiring got caught in the wig. You know what? She should shave her head and play the part bald. This would eliminate the wig problems, save money and bring people to the theater in droves!
Pink wants to go eco
 Singer Pink is tired of polluting the air with the noxious fumes from her big Range Rover. Which is exactly why I drive a smaller vehicle, because I want to save the environment! Pink and I, we think alike. She is saying that the Range Rover is the dumbest thing she’s ever bought (how about that fedora she's wearing?) and she wants to drive something a little more conservative. May I suggest a moped? Her husband, Corey Hart drives a truck that’s powered not by gas but by vegtable oil! If only I could power my car with balsamic vinegarette... We need to develop a car that is able to run on something really cheap…oh, you just thought Paris Hilton when I said cheap, didn’t you?
 Remember when Rod Stewart was hot? Neither do I. I just learned that Rod will be guest judging on American Idol in the near future. I hope Paula doesn’t drool on him but I'm certain she will say something either embarrassing or incoherent. Contestants will choose songs from Rod’s Great American Songbook album. Does that include Do You Think I'm Sexy? Because Bucky could really work miracles with that tune. I bet Rod tries to hit on dumb- as -rocks Kellie Pickler. She's probably never heard of him and thinks he's Jon Stewart or Stuart Little. Huh?
 Jennifer Lopez is trying to get pregnant and is on a strict spinach diet. She hopes that eating the leafy green vegtable will help her get pregnant. What she is looking for is the folic acid in the spinach which can be taken via pill form, but don't her that! She can suffer through plates of spinach for all I care. Jennifer says that she consumes "spinach omelettes for breakfast, spinach salad for lunch and sauteed spinach with every dinner. I guess if the spinach doesn't help me conceive I'll still end up with Popeye-sized muscles." Either that or a bout of ill timed diarreha on the set of whatever crappy movie she's filming!
There is nothing like a good, old fashioned gang bang! Woooooo! That was so politically incorrect. 
She waxes and botoxes her arm pits. Last weekend Paris hosted a party for Entertainment Weekly. That means she provided the booze and gave lap dances to everyone. Of course she didnt wear underpants so the dances were a little messy. You know how snails ooze slime as they slink along? Right.
 Katie appears to be wearing a wig and she actually looks good! Im so glad she switched that pillow to a larger one. Things were beginning to get a little suspicious! Of course midget man takes the lead as they walk. He would never let her walk in front of him, it threatens his manhood. What manhood? Right, that was a joke! Do you ever wonder why she's always wearing black or white? Because Tom believes what Katie wears can impact the fetus one way or another. Plus, light colors can attract the aliens from millions of miles away while darker colors calm the spirit of L. Ron who is with them. I know she is due to drop her Hubbard any day now. I wonder when she will be allowed to break her silence, or is the brainwashing complete?
 Alec Baldwin may describe Kim Basinger as being as zany as a coked out French whore high on Vicodin and red wine but she looks damn fine for a woman over fifty. Damn fine! Kim hates humans but loves the canines which explains what she was doing out of her house. She was supporting the HBO movie entitled Dealing Dogs. "Each year, 42,000 dogs are sold to veterinary schools and research labs by Class B dealers, who are required by federal law to buy the animals from pounds, shelters and small breeders and to treat them humanely. However, many Class B dealers violate the law. DEALING DOGS exposes the abuses that took place at one of America's most notorious Class B dealers - Martin Creek Kennel in Arkansas."Arkansas? I think people cook dogs there and call it Chinese food.
 Wilmer Valderlamadamadingdong visited the Howard Stern show. Right there you can surmise that he's going to say something stupid. He told Howard that he slept with Mandy Moore and was the one who “deflowered” her. That’s a polite way of saying he de-virginized her. He said the sex was good and then talked about apple pie. Wilmer noted that when he’s with celebrities, he has two things on his mind: that he can’t believe he’s actually having sex with them and that he has to be sure to perform adequately. It's really all about the performance and the technique when you're talking about sex as well as acting. Wearing tight jeans and having a Spanish accent helped him to land dates with the chicas. Did he also keep a plastic comb in his back pocket? Thats hot! I wonder if he used the accent to woo Lindsay Lohan? And Ashlee Simpson? He also dated Jennifer Love Hugetits whom he rated as an "eight". Wilmer then became a bit more appealing as he admitted to having certain body part that is more than eight inches long proving that his penis is almost as long as his last name. complete story
Snooze worthy
 This is boring. Jennifer and Vince are planning to get married in Chicago with the help of Oprah. Jen is determined to beat Brad to the alter and hopes to get pregnant within a year. Snooooooze. I bet the marriage doesn't last more than ten months and thats being hopeful.
Barbra can you hear me?
She looks hot and I love the top with the well placed hands!
Who knew Barbra Streisands sexual prowess could rival Paris Hilton's? You know how the song goes…people who love people who have sex with Babs are the luckiest people in the world!
In his book about Barbra, Christopher Anderson tells how she bedded famous men. Barbra had affairs with: “Prince Charles, and Dodi Fayed, Anderson Warren Beatty, Ryan O'Neal, Steve McQueen, Kris Kristofferson, Don Johnson (whom friends dismissed as her "Goy Toy"), Jon Voight, Elliott Gould, Andre Agassi, Richard Gere, Omar Sharif, ice cream heir Richard Baskin, hairdresser-turned-studio chief Jon Peters, Liam Neeson, Peter Jennings, Tommy Smothers and "Robocop" Peter Weller." Holy shit! I had no idea that she was such a horny bitch. Either that or she was super insecure and needed to feel loved through acts of random sex with many men.
According to the book, Barbra has en enormous ego which is obvious to everyone with two eyes. She did go on national television and admit to matching her nail polish to her new car and painted Oprah's microphone to match her white outfit, its true.
She is prone to throwing temper tantrums like a giant spoiled two year old. And not as steamy as her sexual conquests is this tidbit:
Streisand harbors a deep fear of being assassinated, owing to her outspoken support for Israel. Streisand staged "A Happening in the Park" to thank her New York fans, but spent the concert weaving around the stage trying to make herself a more difficult, moving target for any would-be snipers.
I hope she's taking her crazy pills these days.
 Whoa! Marc isn't subtle. Here he waves hello to me and offers me a bite of his package which I believe to be rather large despite his thin and corpse- like frame. He knows I'm married, shame on him! Sorry Marc! Although I find him oddly attractive, I simply cannot whore myself out these days.
Brit and Kev4 ever!
 Britney does her best Marilyn impersonation but ends up looking like she just got off from her shift at the bordello. Or maybe she's reliving her prom days or trying to look like Jessica Rabbit. Her hair reminds me of my grandma's permed coif. Every Saturday Nana gets her short hair set and curled into tiny little poodle spirals. Yeah, that's what Britney's short hair reminds me of. She's doing her best to be all gussied up while Kevin is wearing his standard uniform of ridiculously baggy pants and a big shirt. Once again, his facial hair reminds me to schedule a bikini wax. These two, such a couple of cartoons! What would we do with out them?
Clean Pete
top o' the mornin' to ya! Crack ho Pete Doherty says he does drugs because he likes them. That makes total sense, why else would he do a garden variety of illegal drugs in the first place. He makes so much sense, just another reason why I'm oddly and unexplainably attracted to the pasty faced bad boy. Pete is trying to get clean but he will most likely end up dead in a gutter somewhere. His body has so many drugs cluttering up his veins, it will take years for that shit to run clean. He's like the British James Frey! Except he hasn't gone to rehab, written a book or been on Oprah. Says, Pete, "I don't take drugs to deaden me, I take 'em cos I love 'em. I know they're bad for me, financially crippling and I'm an addict." Pete would also like to jump on the reality show bandwagon: "It would be interesting to film someone like me trying to detox because then people would see the pressures, how hard it is." I think that shows been played out enough. Hasn't he seen Breaking Bonaduce?
Sharon Stone is a rabid dog
Sharon looks like a rabid dog, all that's missing is the foam around her mouth. She bite my vagina!  This is proof that Sharon Stone is an alcoholic pill popping crazy woman! Sharon doesn’t think Hillary Clinton should run for president because..she’s too sexy! I know, it makes no sense at all. She's probably confusing Hillary Clinton and Hilary Duff.
Hillary has as much sex appeal as a piece of cardboard but Sharon disagrees saying, “I think Hillary Clinton is fantastic. But I think it is too soon for her to run. This may sound odd, but a woman should be past her sexuality when she runs.”
She’s right. It does sound odd! I guess Sharon believes that Hillary's cankles would be too threatening in office, causing men- and some women- to lose focus on bigger issues.
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